Super Poke THIS!

I vote to stop Super Poking.
When it first escalates, yeah it's funny, but then it turns into violence (like any good video game or an epic movie). For ex. it starts off with
Kyle has tickled you using Super Poke, start a war+.
First of all it's already telling you to get serious because it doesn't say "get them back", it says WAR's ON, B!
So obvs., you are already getting quite the wrong idea, then they give you options like
Throw a sheep
Take Sexy Back
Kick in the face
(word actions unlimited).
As you're sitting there and obvs. NOT thinking, you click on Kick in Face.
So then Kyle receives your message and goes "WTF!" Bitch slap action takes place.
Then you attach with Knee in Crotch.
And it goes on and on and on.


And then you sit and wonder why no one came to you wedding...

Team "Oversize"

So as Stacey and I are walking to lunch we notice all the wonderful possibilities available for Holiday Gifts over at Macy's (or lack there of).

Our eyes go straight to the Electronics section (since that is all that’s there)... and we see a large photo keychain (and by large I mean huge).

Now let’s think about this, folks: who in the world is comfy with carrying a golf size keychain in the pocket (photo or not). That’s just not meant to be! Imagine what people are thinking…

So guys (or girls), stay away from the over sized electronic isle at Macy's, because, really now, who wants to give off the WRONG idea...

What do you want to BEE?

For Halloween I was a BEE!
What were you for Halloween? Oh yea, I don't care,
cause I WIN!


PS. If you are into Robots (Adam and every guy I know)
Check this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

<3 D

6 pieces of flair, required!

"Miss Daria...i was driving by a Friendly's the other day, and it made me think of you and all the wonderful treats we have eaten there. I've come to the conclusion that you, alia, eric and I should buy a Friendly's, run it together, and never be apart again....thoughts comments?..let me know? hahah." - Brit

Dear Brit,
I would like to start by saying "I'm IN". Who needs the big corporate meetings, huge money and suits? Lets trade it in for aprons, black pants, over sized polos that have a logo embroidered somewhere on your general chest area and hey while at it, lets add "flair".

"Is that a ketchup stain at the bottom of your enormously large polo?" YES


Waitress for LIFE!
r-e-s-p-e-c-t,
D

What ARE you?

I'm D (see above). I'm on my 2nd anniversary of being 21. I live in a coast-less place with my cat. Everyone I love, I've left behind. Everyone who loves me has or will visit sporadically. In other words, I'm a loner with loads of free time on my hands.

Some say I'm good with advice, some say I'm a great photographer. I prefer both, even though neither is my strength.

In this blog, I think I'll combine the two. Photography and advice. Make it a blog of Advography or Photice, if you will. I'll share my life lessons so you can learn with me. Because isn't one person going through shit enough for us all?

Nice to meet you!